OOC: Timeline of Trauma AKA SHIT WE HAVE ALREADY DONE AND SHIT WE WILL DO

[malfunctionbot]

GO FORTH, MY FRIENDS. And add your terrible.

Comments

[bluematters]

Hatchy just has the chest cannon that blasts out every type of thing that can be shot out ontop of blue matter.

Hatchy don't need no stinkin' arm weapons.

.. idk

[hatchworthy]

Oh, it isn't at all about performance. It's the aesthetics.

[mybackstory]

Chest cannons are cool.

[hatchworthy]

Well, they are that...

...wait, can we place bets on this?

[mybackstory]

Place bets on who doesn't get mangled by 'bots built to tear others apart?

.... Yep.

[hatchworthy]

...oh my god. Kidnapping and monetized cockfights?

This is Pokemon.

[malfunctionbot]

I choose you, Hatchwork Luke! Flying sandwich attack!

[mybackstory]

I really love how we can make horrible things funny. This is my favorite thing about us as a group.

[malfunctionbot]

We wipe away our tears with terrible puns and stupid jokes.

I love it.

[mybackstory]

Drunk bat.

[malfunctionbot]

Robot Christ

[mybackstory]

I have started using that one in regular typing.

[malfunctionbot]

ME TOO OOPS.

[mybackstory]

WHAT STARTED AS A JOKE BECAME HABIT OH NO.

[malfunctionbot]

As terrible as that is I STILL JUST LAUGH

[mybackstory]

[malfunctionbot]

Stop staring at my robutt, that ain't yours

[mybackstory]

Ain't what you said the other night, bucko.

[malfunctionbot]

Sorry, what was that? Can't hear you with that piano playing in the background.

[mybackstory]

Guess playin' pirates and cowboys ain't up to your tastes then.

[malfunctionbot]

SLOW DOWN THERE, COWBOY. Don't go putting words in my mouth.

[mybackstory]

Oh, you can hear me now?

.... this is why we shouldn't be left alone together, right here.

[malfunctionbot]

Our almost a thousand reply posts say otherwise. 8)

okay maybe

[mybackstory]

Those posts say many a thing XD